Anything you can do...

...I can do better. I can do anything better than you.

I can sit up....
...and look around...

...but my mom says I look like the leaning tower of pizza and I can only stay up for a minute or two.
I can hold my bottle....
...but it falls out of my mouth when I get excited and move my hands. I don't understand why it just doesn't stay in my mouth like it did before.
I sure can play with my dad though...